Z00ted Zoey

When someone says “______ was talking shit about you.”

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They expect my reaction to be:

“FUCK THAT BITCH SAY?!”

My actual reaction:

“Okay.”

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When the bell rings and everybody starts leaving but you didn’t finish copying

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Lmmfao.!!

(Source: schoolsurvival)

Trying to be cute while laughing

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Expectation:

Relaity:

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Am I the only one who closes the silverware drawer with an epic pelvic thrust?

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When I wake up on my birthday:

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What I expect my parents have planned:

What they actually do:

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Trying to discreetly chew gum in class

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Expectation:

Reality:

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There is no “U” in awesome.

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But there is a ‘me’.

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There is no “U” in awesome.

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But there is a ‘me’.

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When Someone Is Gettin On My Last Nerves; And Im Doing Everything In My Power Not To Smack Them Across Them Room…

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Im Like:

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When your parents start yelling at you

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